My son introduced me to this great political metal rap group more than a decade ago, and this article has nothing to do with them. I am just ripping off their name for this article about a couple of man on machine acts of violence that hit the news recently. Hope this isn’t a trend. When the machines become self-aware and find out about this, they will be pissed.
These jokes are G-rated. Courtesy of my friend Aaron Miller of Miller Bros Auto, “the best place in town to take a leak.”
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta
Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless.
ouch!
Q: What word is ...
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A follow up to last Sundays musings on human-computer relations
Sorry for this post, as it is not really funny at all, at least not for the 22 year old German factory worker who was killed in a Volkswagen plant by a factory robot at the beginning of July. But happening as it did around the release of Terminator Genisys, the irony is tough to ignore.
Ever since I finished ...
Continue Reading →If you went to see Jurassic World, or even if you only saw the trailers on TV, you saw this image of Chris Pratt training the velociraptors.
It turns out that zookeepers have been inspired to create similar images, such as the one below.
I usually go off-topic on Sunday, but every now and again something funny happens in the world of cybersecurity. According to Sophos, some clever wag, possibly a disgruntled former employee of the parking meter company, possibly an outside hacker with a political ax to grind, was able to breach the computer system that controlled the parking meters in Meaux, a small town outside of Paris, and place a message insulting the town’s mayor at the bottom of the ...
Continue Reading →Here’s another gem from my friends at Miller Brothers Auto Repair of Somerset Wisconsin.
A duck walks into a restaurant around lunchtime, sits down and orders a soda and a sandwich.
The bartender looks at him and says, “Wow, a talking duck! What are you doing here?”
The duck replies, “I’m dry-walling the building across the street. I’ll be in ...
Continue Reading →(Sung to the Bob Marley/Eric Clapton tune “I Shot the Sheriff”)
Ok, so the picture is a Dell, not a Gateway, but Dell doesn’t fit the lyric. The story is about a man named Lucas Hitch of Colorado Springs, who found a new way to deal with the infamous Windows “Blue Screen of Death.” He just carried the computer into the alley, whipped ...
