Sunday Funnies: Suitable for Anyone

These jokes are G-rated.  Courtesy of my friend Aaron Miller of Miller Bros Auto, “the best place in town to take a leak.”

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta



Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

A: Because it’s pointless.

broken pencil


Q: What word is always spelled wrong in the Dictionary?

A: Wrong.


Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?

A: He neverlands!



About the Author:

I am a cybersecurity and IT instructor, cybersecurity analyst, pen-tester, trainer, and speaker. I am an owner of the WyzCo Group Inc. In addition to consulting on security products and services, I also conduct security audits, compliance audits, vulnerability assessments and penetration tests. I also teach Cybersecurity Awareness Training classes. I work as an information technology and cybersecurity instructor for several training and certification organizations. I have worked in corporate, military, government, and workforce development training environments I am a frequent speaker at professional conferences such as the Minnesota Bloggers Conference, Secure360 Security Conference in 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, the (ISC)2 World Congress 2016, and the ISSA International Conference 2017, and many local community organizations, including Chambers of Commerce, SCORE, and several school districts. I have been blogging on cybersecurity since 2006 at

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