These jokes are G-rated. Courtesy of my friend Aaron Miller of Miller Bros Auto, “the best place in town to take a leak.”
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta
Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless.
Q: What word is always spelled wrong in the Dictionary?
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: He neverlands!Share