Sunday Funnies

I know this is me, so my apologies.  From Pinterest

Again from Pinterest.  Hope you enjoy.

From Miller Brothers Automotive:

A customer at Stingray Fishmongers marveled at the owner’s quick wit and intelligence.’Tell me, Simon, what makes you so smart?’  ‘I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone, ‘Simon replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear.’ But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you’ll be positively brilliant.’  ‘You sell ...

Another funny sign from Pinterest.  This has special meaning to Americans as we approach the upcoming Presidential Elections.  By the way, Gary Johnson, the Libertarian candidate for President would be a better way to squander your vote this year rather than wasting it on either of the major party candidates.  Just saying….you are going to be wasting that vote anyway, how about we try something new?  The Republican party was a minor party right up to the point ...

Tomorrow is The Original Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Get your pirate booty here.

Here’s a joke for you:  What is a pirate’s favorite letter?  Did you guess “ARRRR?”  Well your are wrong.  “It’s the C we love.”

Johnny Depp, as Captain Jack Sparrow, is still my favorite pirate.

From Pinterest again

Not sure how funny this is.  According to Smithsonian.com, the U.S. Department of Defense still uses floppy disks for its Strategic Automated Command and Control System.

The system is still in use because, according to the a Pentagon spokesman, “it works.”  He also was touting the built in “security” in using a technology so old that most modern hackers would not be ...

I am a regular listener and fan of Joe Soucheray’s Garage Logic radio show.  One of the persistent themes on the show is the “Samer Therory.”  Joe explains:

“Samer, as it was explained to me, was a guy in the military back in the 1970s. He worked in the communications field. He posited then, and it seems to be ...

Another election year.  Use your vote carefully. Vote early, vote often.  Remember, a vote for a third party candidate is just like “none of the above.”

Thanks to my Uncle Ron, I have an example of politics in action for your amusement.

So I told my son “I want you to marry a girl of my choice!”

He said “NO!”

I told him its Bill Gates daughter!!!!

He said “OKAY!”

Got in contact with Bill Gates & told him “I want your daughter to marry my son!”

He said “NO!”

I Told him ...