Sunday Funnies

Here are some Christmas Gift ideas for the the nerd in your life.  The light switch at $5 is pretty sweet as a stocking stuffer.

Or how about this cool Light Saber Umbrella?

Or the Death Star Fire Pit

So what is this guy doing wrong?  His stance has Darwin Awards written all over it.  May not kill him, but will definitely take him out of the gene pool.

As a chainsaw owner who has a nifty chainsaw scar below my left knee, I have come to appreciate the importance chainsaw safety and proper usage.

• Keep the chain sharp.  In fact have several spare ...

I know this is me, so my apologies.  From Pinterest

Again from Pinterest.  Hope you enjoy.

From Miller Brothers Automotive:

A customer at Stingray Fishmongers marveled at the owner’s quick wit and intelligence.’Tell me, Simon, what makes you so smart?’  ‘I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone, ‘Simon replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear.’ But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you’ll be positively brilliant.’  ‘You sell ...

Another funny sign from Pinterest.  This has special meaning to Americans as we approach the upcoming Presidential Elections.  By the way, Gary Johnson, the Libertarian candidate for President would be a better way to squander your vote this year rather than wasting it on either of the major party candidates.  Just saying….you are going to be wasting that vote anyway, how about we try something new?  The Republican party was a minor party right up to the point ...

Tomorrow is The Original Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Get your pirate booty here.

Here’s a joke for you:  What is a pirate’s favorite letter?  Did you guess “ARRRR?”  Well your are wrong.  “It’s the C we love.”

Johnny Depp, as Captain Jack Sparrow, is still my favorite pirate.

From Pinterest again