Sunday Funnies

What did we ever do without Pinterest?  I learn everything there.

I started working the Ketogenic or “Paleo” diet plan about 6 months ago.  The goal:  lose 30 pounds and turn my keg back into a six pack.  I am not going to write a huge article here, this is supposed to be funny.  But if you are someone who goes in the out door, goes grocery shopping after midnight to avoid the crowds, and buys stocks when everybody else is selling – you are a contrarian, and this diet plan ...

This gem thanks to my Uncle Ron

No Roads! No Peace!  Saw this on Pinterest, and since the season is upon us (not summer – road work season!) I thought I’d post this for your enjoyment.

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When we are reporting about crime in this blog, usually we focus on cyber-crime, but this case was weird enough to warrant inclusion in our Sunday Funnies.

If you are ever saw the “Home Alone” movies, you remember the criminal duo that were the victims of Macaulay Culkins’ cleverly deployed Rube Goldberg security systems. As you may recall, in the second movie they went by the name “The Sticky Bandits.”

The real sticky bandit just got 6 years of prison time, and a ...

I have always had difficulty remembering peoples’ names.  That is one reason I am grateful that my parents gave me an easy name – a palindrome – Bob.  I have taken two different “Remember Peoples’ Names” classes and failed both of them.

Don’t get me wrong, if we’ve met, I will recognize you when we meet again.  I will probably even remember why I know you, how and where we met, ...

This would be a neat trick to watch.  Shouldn’t they just have reprogrammed the elevator buttons?