I’ve told the joke I posted last in a number of different group settings. Reactions break pretty much along gender lines. Most women are upset about the goat. Most men, on the other hand, are concerned about the loss of the transmission.
I suspect farmers would be upset about both things, and why the two hunters are on their land without permission.
No actual goats were hurt in the telling of this joke. Please stop sending the Humane Society to ...
I don’t post a lot of jokes, but this one just cracks me up. Enjoy!!
Two yoopers are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter Paavo, says ‘ Wow, that’s some hole, I can’t even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?’
The second hunter Heikki says’, I don’t know, let’s throw something ...
We remodeled our kitchen four years ago, and bought a new Maytag refrigerator/freezer with in the door water and ice, an electric oven and range with ceramic top, and a dishwasher. Since we had been planning this remodel for over a decade, we bought fairly expensive models. If we wanted a feature, we were willing and did pay more to get them. So far, I am unimpressed with your quality. We had Whirlpool appliances in the past, and ...
For those of you who wonder what cookies are and are they a good thing or a bad thing, here is a great video for you. http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/cookiecontest/
I ordered a new Dell laptop with Windows Vista Home Premium about a month ago. I needed a Vista machine to prepare for a class I was teaching (Intro to Windows Vista), so I took the plunge. Of course, the first thing I did was reformat the hard drive, and create three partitions. The first one (C:) I used to install Windows XP, as a form of security blanket. Then I upgraded to Windows Vista, but installed it ...
There is an email circulating that says any email titled Merry Christmas will contain a had drive eating virus. This is a hoax. Here is the link – http://www.hoax-slayer.com/merry-christmas-virus-hoax.shtml
The email I received this morning that had been forwarded a few times. It said:
"VIRUS ALERT!!
http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/zafi.asp
You should be alert during the next days:
Do not open any message with an attached file called ‘Merry Christmas’
regardless of who sent it, It is a virus ...
This post is another in my continuing series of warnings about the changing nature of security threats on the Internet. There has been an almost total disappearance of the kind of disruptive mail mailing viruses, like the ILoveYou or Anna Kournicova viruses. the reason for this is that the nature of on-line threats has shifted from a group of hackers doing it for fun and notoriety, to a group of professionals doing it for profit. Skilled criminal groups ...
Subject: Estate Planning
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a few years, my ...
I just got an e-mail that included the story below. I did confirm the story on the FBI web site with the included link. You can NOT be too careful or paranoid about sharing this information with anyone. remember – just because you are paranoid, it doesn’t mean they are not out to get you!!!
This has been verified by the FBI (their link is also included below). Please pass this on to everyone in your email ...
Here are some especially interesting web sites that I have visited lately, and i thought they were special enough to share.
Norman Bel Geddes was an industrial designer who worked between the two world wars. This site includes his vision for a long distance flying boat that makes the new Airbus look small by comparison. you have to see this one
Interested in improving your mental acuity? Then check out SharpBrains. Brain fitness is emerging as ...