When Doo-Doo Happens: A Study in World Religions

This is one of my favorite bits of humor.  Thanks to http://glory4ever.net/public/ministry/humor/cr.htm

Agnosticism – Maybe doo-doo happens, maybe it doesn’t

Atheism – There is no doo-doo

Buddhism – If doo-doo happens, it’s not really doo-doo.

Catholicism – If doo-doo happens you deserve it.

Christian Science – The doo-doo is in your mind

Confucianism – Doo-doo happens when you don’t honor your ancestors

Existentialism – What is doo-doo anyway?

Hare Krishna – Doo-doo happens. Rama Rama.

Hedonism – There’s nothing like good doo-doo happening

Hinduism – This doo-doo happened before

Islam – If doo-doo happens, it’s the will of Allah

Jainism – The doo-doo is sacred. Don’t step in it.

Jehovah Witness – Knock. Knock. Doo-doo happens.

Judaism – Why does this doo-doo always happen to us?

Protestantism – Doo-doo happens because you don’t work hard enough

Puritanism – Doo-doo happens so burn the witch

Rastafarianism – Let’s smoke this doo-doo.

Stoicism – The doo-doo doesn’t bother me.

TV Evangelism – Send us your doo-doo

Taoism – Doo-doo happens

Zen – Just in this moment doo-doo is happening


About the Author:

I am a cybersecurity and IT instructor, cybersecurity analyst, pen-tester, trainer, and speaker. I am an owner of the WyzCo Group Inc. In addition to consulting on security products and services, I also conduct security audits, compliance audits, vulnerability assessments and penetration tests. I also teach Cybersecurity Awareness Training classes. I work as an information technology and cybersecurity instructor for several training and certification organizations. I have worked in corporate, military, government, and workforce development training environments I am a frequent speaker at professional conferences such as the Minnesota Bloggers Conference, Secure360 Security Conference in 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, the (ISC)2 World Congress 2016, and the ISSA International Conference 2017, and many local community organizations, including Chambers of Commerce, SCORE, and several school districts. I have been blogging on cybersecurity since 2006 at http://wyzguyscybersecurity.com

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