This is one of my favorite bits of humor. Thanks to http://glory4ever.net/public/ministry/humor/cr.htm
Agnosticism – Maybe doo-doo happens, maybe it doesn’t
Atheism – There is no doo-doo
Buddhism – If doo-doo happens, it’s not really doo-doo.
Catholicism – If doo-doo happens you deserve it.
Christian Science – The doo-doo is in your mind
Confucianism – Doo-doo happens when you don’t honor your ancestors
Existentialism – What is doo-doo anyway?
Hare Krishna – Doo-doo happens. Rama Rama.
Hedonism – There’s nothing like good doo-doo happening
Hinduism – This doo-doo happened before
Islam – If doo-doo happens, it’s the will of Allah
Jainism – The doo-doo is sacred. Don’t step in it.
Jehovah Witness – Knock. Knock. Doo-doo happens.
Judaism – Why does this doo-doo always happen to us?
Protestantism – Doo-doo happens because you don’t work hard enough
Puritanism – Doo-doo happens so burn the witch
Rastafarianism – Let’s smoke this doo-doo.
Stoicism – The doo-doo doesn’t bother me.
TV Evangelism – Send us your doo-doo
Taoism – Doo-doo happens
Zen – Just in this moment doo-doo is happeningShare