This is one of my favorite bits of humor. Thanks to http://glory4ever.net/public/ministry/humor/cr.htm
Agnosticism – Maybe doo-doo happens, maybe it doesn’t
Atheism – There is no doo-doo
Buddhism – If doo-doo happens, it’s not really doo-doo.
Catholicism – If doo-doo happens you deserve it.
Christian Science – The doo-doo is in your mind
Confucianism – Doo-doo happens when you don’t honor your ancestors
Existentialism – What is doo-doo anyway?
Hare Krishna – Doo-doo happens. Rama Rama.
Hedonism – There’s nothing like good doo-doo happening
Hinduism – This doo-doo happened before
Islam – If doo-doo happens, it’s the will of Allah
Jainism – The doo-doo is sacred. Don’t step in it.
Jehovah Witness – Knock. Knock. Doo-doo happens.
Judaism – Why does this doo-doo always happen to us?
Protestantism – Doo-doo happens because you don’t work hard enough
Puritanism – Doo-doo happens so burn the witch
Rastafarianism – Let’s smoke this doo-doo.
Stoicism – The doo-doo doesn’t bother me.
TV Evangelism – Send us your doo-doo
Taoism – Doo-doo happens
Zen – Just in this moment doo-doo is happeningShare
About the Author:I am a cybersecurity and IT instructor, cybersecurity analyst, pen-tester, trainer, and speaker. I am an owner of the WyzCo Group Inc. In addition to consulting on security products and services, I also conduct security audits, compliance audits, vulnerability assessments and penetration tests. I also teach Cybersecurity Awareness Training classes. I work as an information technology and cybersecurity instructor for several training and certification organizations. I have worked in corporate, military, government, and workforce development training environments I am a frequent speaker at professional conferences such as the Minnesota Bloggers Conference, Secure360 Security Conference in 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, the (ISC)2 World Congress 2016, and the ISSA International Conference 2017, and many local community organizations, including Chambers of Commerce, SCORE, and several school districts. I have been blogging on cybersecurity since 2006 at http://wyzguyscybersecurity.com