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This is from an older post from McSweeny’s. We have all set up a number of these “secret security questions” like the ones one the left, and the appropriate answer. These questions are generally used for password recovery, or deeper account authentication purposes. The problem with most of the standard questions is that the answers are too easily discovered through fundamental online searches.
Check out these alternate questions below. These questions are doozies. Enjoy!
NIHILISTIC PASSWORD SECURITY QUESTIONS
In what year did you abandon your dreams?
What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?
At what age did your childhood pet run away?
What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?
In what city did you first experience ennui?
What is your ex-wife’s newest last name?
What sports team do you fetishize to avoid meaningful discussion with others?
What is the name of your favorite canceled TV show?
What was the middle name of your first rebound?
On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder?
When did you stop trying?