Sunday Funnies: One Liners

I know I am a day late, but what can I say.  Another fun collection form my pal and car mechanic Aaron Miller, of Miller Bros Auto Repair in Somerset Wisconsin.

  • I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
  • I’m so bright my mother calls me son.
  • My eyelids are so sexy, I can’t keep my eyes off them.
  • The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
  • Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver


About the Author:

I am a cybersecurity and IT instructor, cybersecurity analyst, pen-tester, trainer, and speaker. I am an owner of the WyzCo Group Inc. In addition to consulting on security products and services, I also conduct security audits, compliance audits, vulnerability assessments and penetration tests. I also teach Cybersecurity Awareness Training classes. I work as an information technology and cybersecurity instructor for several training and certification organizations. I have worked in corporate, military, government, and workforce development training environments I am a frequent speaker at professional conferences such as the Minnesota Bloggers Conference, Secure360 Security Conference in 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, the (ISC)2 World Congress 2016, and the ISSA International Conference 2017, and many local community organizations, including Chambers of Commerce, SCORE, and several school districts. I have been blogging on cybersecurity since 2006 at

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