I know I am a day late, but what can I say. Another fun collection form my pal and car mechanic Aaron Miller, of Miller Bros Auto Repair in Somerset Wisconsin.
- I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
- I’m so bright my mother calls me son.
- My eyelids are so sexy, I can’t keep my eyes off them.
- The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
- Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver