Sunday Funnies: Politics in Action

Another election year.  Use your vote carefully. Vote early, vote often.  Remember, a vote for a third party candidate is just like “none of the above.”

Thanks to my Uncle Ron, I have an example of politics in action for your amusement.

So I told my son “I want you to marry a girl of my choice!”

He said “NO!”

I told him its Bill Gates daughter!!!!

He said “OKAY!”

Got in contact with Bill Gates & told him “I want your daughter to marry my son!”

He said “NO!”

I Told him ...

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Sunday Funnies: Social Engineering in Action

Here’s another look at social engineering.  Another safe for everyone joke from Aaron at Miller Brothers.

A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”

“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.

“Nope,” replied the man.

“OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer.

“But it’s only $500,” replied the man.

“Precisely. That’s what he will reply ...

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Sunday Funnies: Lost in Translation

Thanks to QZ.com (The insults in other languages that sound the strangest in English) for these nuggets.  Inspired by cjmerc39’s Reddit post.

  1. Vai a quel paese (Italian)
    Literally: Go to that country.
    Means: Go to hell.
  2. China, I’m going to donner you (South African English)
    Literally: Friend, I’m going to thunder you.
    Means: I’m going to beat you up.
  3. Anda a ver si el gallo puso (Venezuelan Spanish)
    Literally: Go see if the rooster laid an egg.
    Means: Go away, stop bothering me.
  4. Estás ...
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