Sunday Funnies: Airline Safety

quantasAnother story from my friends at Miller Bros Auto Repair in Somerset Wisconsin

Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.  Apparently, after every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet’, which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.  The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it ...

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Sunday Funnies: Respect

This one came as an email forwarded from a friend.

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:  “I went to your grandma’s house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked.   Man, she is one fine looking woman!”

The biker looks at him and doesn’t ...

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