Baby is cold outside. The Vikings muffed it again. We need some humor to brighten our lives. Here you are:Continue Reading →
This one came as an email forwarded from a friend.
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: “I went to your grandma’s house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!”
The biker looks at him and doesn’t ...Continue Reading →
‘Tis the season for candy corn. The candy corn season I think officially starts with Halloween, continues through Thanksgiving, and ends right after Christmas. Some facts from Wikipedia would seem to dispute this, showing that candy corn is a year round phenomenon:
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Candy corn was created in the 1880s by George Renninger of the Philadelphia, PA-based Wunderle Candy Company. The ...
Here is a story about how a toaster disrupted a keynote address by ARM CEO Simon Segars at the annual ARM TechCon Conference. It seems that the toaster was toasting a bagel which got stuck, and started burning. The smoke caused the fire alarms to go of in the middle ...Continue Reading →
We try to save up some funny stuff for our Sunday Funnies post, and I admit this is pretty borderline. Maybe not funny. But I do love corporate-speak, and since tomorrow we will be discussing the things you can do if your personal information is part of a data breach, we thought this might be a fun way to open this discussion.
Thanks to our friends at Sophos, for the ...Continue Reading →
Made me think of my favorite Parks and Recreation quote:
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“I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel toed boot. But this hotel always served bacon wrapped shrimp. That’s my number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food. I’d go ...