Sunday Funnies: Respect

This one came as an email forwarded from a friend.

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:  “I went to your grandma’s house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked.   Man, she is one fine looking woman!”

The biker looks at him and doesn’t ...

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Sunday Funnies: Candy Corn

candy-corn-sux‘Tis the season for candy corn.  The candy corn season I think officially starts with Halloween, continues through Thanksgiving, and ends right after Christmas.  Some facts from Wikipedia would seem to dispute this, showing that candy corn is a year round phenomenon:

History

Candy corn was created in the 1880s by George Renninger of the Philadelphia, PA-based Wunderle Candy Company. The ...

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Sunday Funnies: Smart Toaster Disrupts Internet of Things Keynote

burned-toastI’ve been warning about the dangers of self-aware machines for some time.

Here is a story about how a toaster disrupted a keynote address by ARM CEO Simon Segars at the annual ARM TechCon Conference.  It seems that the toaster was toasting a bagel which got stuck, and started burning.  The smoke caused the fire alarms to go of in the middle ...

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Sunday Funnies: Bacon!

baconLoved this sign from Buzzfeed by way of Pinterest.

 

Made me think of my favorite Parks and Recreation quote:

“I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel toed boot. But this hotel always served bacon wrapped shrimp. That’s my number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food. I’d go ...

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Sunday Funnies: Rage Against The Machine 2

Dateline Tokyo – Drunken phone store patron kicks Pepper the Robot.

pepper-the-robotWhat is going on?  Here is another story of human on android violence.  I have to admit, I find this stuff disturbing.  I am sure most people just see an object, a thing, and that this sort of violence is no different from throwing your golf club into the lake during a particularly frustrating round of golf.  But for me, this ...

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